Nice work!
Speaking of leisurely strolls, have you been outside today? If it’s sunny, why not go for a nice walk?
— Puzzle #59 on Professor Layton and the Curious Village. Nice try video game but it isn’t sunny, it’s night time, and I’m staying riiiight here and playing you for a lot longer.
ninefruits:
With summer fast approaching, I thought I’d try and do some sit-ups so to flatten my stomach. I’ve put on a bit of weight over the winter and I was a bit worried about how I’m going to look out on the beach in my bikini. In fact, I’ve put on so much weight that I actually now have a belly button! As opposed to before. Well, unfortunately, the sit-ups weren’t such a good idea. Actually, I don’t even know why I’m using the plural form of the term. There wasn’t even a sit-up! I’d forgotten about my fucked back, seeming it hadn’t been so bad the past few days. As soon as I started to lift my head for the first sit-up there was a awful twinge in my lower back and I let out an rather unmanly squeal. So with Plan A a failure, I’m going to have to resort to Plan B, which is hopefully catching some sort of illness when I go to India in a few weeks and shedding the extra flab in a more crude manner. Although with my never-get-sick immune system I don’t fancy my chances. Looks like I’m going to have to disappoint all those looking forward to seeing a bit of skin from me this summer.
I’m doing sit ups! Not so much for cosmetic purposes just because I feel a bit like a fat slob after all this sitting at my desk for hours a day procrastudying. Also relevant: once I had a really bad flu and I vomited everything I ingested including water for about 8 days and lost a scary amount of weight in the following recovery period. Another thing! When I was talking to my engrishy Assyrian boss about how much braces hurt to start with she was all ‘Screw you, you’re going to get even more skinny cause you can’t eat’ and I was like ‘Bitch please! I’m all about soups anyway.’
Talk about yourself Tuesday.